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When a man proceeds to squat the scrotal region over his partner's forehead, begin to masturbate so that the scrotum proceeds to bounce on her forehead. This creates nut butter, thus the buttermaker. For best results, run for 5 miles to create a sweaty scrotal region. The additional salt in the butter is for her pleasure.
I took the girl from the bar home, and made her give me the buttermaker!
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An an alcoholic drink made up of a can of beer and a shot of whiskey. Like a Boilermaker, but the drink is made by taking a swig from the can of beer, and filling the resulting space in the can with whiskey (Bourbon is prefered). Named as a tribute to Walter Matthau's character Morris Buttermaker in the Bad New Bears, who can be seen making them throughout the movie. A great tailgating drink.
Hand me the Jim Beam and hold out your beer, Buttermakers all around.
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When I put this dick in you and you start creaming all over my buttermaker
She creamed all over my cock I told her I was the buttermaker