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Danny: I want to ask Carol to the dance, but I'm too nervous
Tod: Carpe carp dude!
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1) Someone who is not at all sus.
2) True, rather than false -- i.e., "Carp" is the opposite of "cap."
"Carp's not sus, unlike Gurcsik, who may be sus."
"OK, class, let's go over these 'Carp or cap' questions..."
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Getting catfished but it ended in a blowjob
I matched with this hot chick on tinder but she was nothing like the pictures. I turned that catfish into a carp and got a BJ. I got Carped.
To throw up because of alcohol. From the Latin "carpe dium" meaning to seize the day. Whenever you carpe, you probably had a fun night (seized the day).
Man, I had way too much to drink tonight. I think I'm going to carpe.
Aww. She carped all over the hallway.
I carped last time I played Edward 40 Hands.
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A sex move derived from the shocker/barracuda:
Instead of two in the pink, one in the stink, you put two fingers in the anus (pinky and ring finger) and one in the vagina (index finger).
Named after the carp because it is a bottom-dweller.
"Betty was satisfied with the barracuda but feels more 'full' after the carp"
"To everyone's enjoyment free carps were being handed out"
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(Noun) An individual who, in any given conversation, will not hesitate to barge in with predating knowledge of said conversation’s subject or subject matter. Often used to belittle others participating in said conversation or to attempt improved inclusion.
When coupled with an A-frame “power stance” it is typically to reinforce alpha male status.
(Verb) To commit the act described in being a carp
While regaling John with a dog training incident from last night, Barry stepped in and carped me. He stated that he had trained dozens of dogs over the last month and in less time than myself. He then informed me that my techniques were ineffective and outdated, as well as clearly not how he would do it.
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Carp
A troll who jumps into a conversation without understanding the original topic and going completely off topic from the original intent of a statement. The person can also be described as performing the act of carping.
Where a Troll is derived from the act of trolling for fish, a carp is is derived from the Asian Carp jumping into the boat on their own.
I blogged a piece on how people's backgrounds influence their decisions but a carp showed up and went completely off topic.
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