the castle

the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.

Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.

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Castle

That guy in the group who says some gay shit then turns around and says "what? I mean".

Guy 1: Ayeee wassup bro! How you been?

Guy 2: Bro i've been great god I swear I love you I mean um what?

Guy 1: bro you're such a Castle

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Castling

Fisting with an open palm, fingers curled in and upwards to resemble the prongs at the top of a rook chess piece.

My ass is a little sore from all the castling last night, but Trevor likes it!

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Castle

ABC's Castle, a television show starring Nathan Fillion as Richard Castle and Stana Katic as Detective Kate Beckett. Also known as 40minutes in which over half is Stana Katic/Katherine Beckett Hairporn.

Did you see the latest episode of Castle?
Yeah, that was some good Hairporn!

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Castle

Home, shack, casa or crib. Where you live. Even if you don't live in a castle (which most of us don't.)

"We can straight up chill at my castle yo."

"I wanna take you back to my castle baby."

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Castled

The state of being completely inebriated. The term 'castled' is a combination of the German word schloss which means castle and the term sloshed which means very drunk. Additionally, the term 'castled' is based loosely around the term housed for getting very drunk. When one gets castled they are a step up from getting housed as castles are larger than houses, implying that getting castled is drunker than getting housed.

Ace: Dude, what happenned last night? Did you tag that fugly chick??
Gary: I don't think so, no one was in my bed when I woke up but i can't be sure; I was totally castled last night.

Ace: Gary look at Jimmy, he is so castled right now he can't even keep his head up.

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Castle

Other pronunciations: temple.

Where the goddamn Light Warriors are going.
~Sardapedia

"Temple of Fiends."

"But that's a temple, not a castle."

"A temple's a kind of castle"

"That's all this book says. Over and Over, for hundreds of pages.

Yes. I know.

How foolish of me.

Yes. I know."

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