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The Challenger

While lying on your back, aiming your ass upward, and launching a high-speed, yet firm and somewhat lengthy piece of feces into the air, only for it to quickly crash back down onto you, or even the floor, simulating the flight of the space shuttle Challenger.

Bro, I was about to light up a rank-nasty ass-blow when I shot out a whole turd that soon came crashing down on my face. It made me think of The Challenger. You know, that gay space shuttle with the bangin' teacher on it.

by contraaa December 7, 2010

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the challenge

The Challenge is the 40 day period of Lent when a man cannot masturbate. The Challenge is a long and gruesome waiting period. Not many men can hold out.

"hey man, how far did you get in the challenge last year?"

"30 seconds, what about you?"

by thechallengewascompleted February 14, 2013


challenging

Excessively or unnecessarily burdensome, complicated, difficult or stressful.

I had a very challenging childhood. My parents pushed me through school and out into the real world without giving me an ounce of real love.

by D.S. Credito March 13, 2015

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challenge

Corporate euphemism for issue, problem, malfunction, or disaster. Used by corporate managers as a lame attempt to appear positive in the midst of major problems.

We are having some challenges with our computers, all data for the last three days was lost and cannot be restored.

by MBAsSuck September 7, 2006

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challenger

the politcally correct term for a mentally retarded person.

Person 1: that guy is a retard!
Person 2: You cant say that word anymore. He is a challenger.

by jonesberger February 4, 2019

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challenge

Something that you say out loud when someone is bullshitting you, or when you simply don't believe what the fuck they're talking about. Beware, for the bullshitter (aka challenge-artist) may be sneaky about it by slightly tweaking the story/comment to increase their cool-meter. You may also throw out a red flag (like in the NFL) if you have one handy, at the moment that the bullshit is dropped on you. You will find that the same people are constantly "challenged", because they like to live lies, and they feel better about themselves by making up stories about something 'cool' that they did, or something 'cool' that happened to them.

1.
Nick: "What's up, how was the club last night after I left?"
TJ: "Oh man, you shoulda stayed...right after you left, I hooked up with like 8 chicks, and they all came back to my place!"
Nick: "CHALLENGE!"

2.
Danny: "Yo kid, I just drank a whole bottle of Jack!"
Chorus: "CHALLENGE!"

by ABSTRAKT September 29, 2005

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Challenger

One of the original four space shuttles built by NASA in the early 1980s, which also included Columbia, Atlantis, and Discovery.

Broke apart 73 seconds after liftoff on January 28, 1986, killing all seven crewpeople aboard, including schoolteacher Christa McAuliffe.

Everyone born prior to the Reagan Administration knows where they were when they heard the Challenger has exploded. It was the most tragic disaster related to space exploration the world had ever seen.

by TwentyFive January 28, 2011

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