The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.
1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.
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A sexual manuever in which you grab both the penis and the ball sack and sqeeze it as hard as you can, while pushing it up.
Zach was given the clamp by Hannah.
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A word described in a complete shutdown on a player by the defender in basketball. Often used as trashtalk when the defense forces a player to pass the ball or to get it out of bounds.
CLAMPS! You getting clamped up, my nigga!
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The act of inserting two index fingers into an asshole whilst stretching outward.
What did you do on Saturday night?
I went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.
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An all female Japanese manga creators.
Often associated as God.
Have you seen the newest comic from Clamp?
OMGWTFBBQ!?!11 I didn't know God has already spoken!
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What Andre be doin to u niggas when we hoop
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What one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.
The other day I went to the gyno and got the clamp.
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