the course

The crawling of a student underneath all the desks in a classroom getting to the other side of the room, and back, without the teacher realising. Common during substitute teacher lessons and Chemistry

Oh kyle, i can't believe you completed the course while she was writing on the board

did you see jamie's lad socks as he crawled to complete the course?

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Of course

Something that is certain or obvious

Of course i've forgiven you, otherwise i wouldn't still be chatting to you.

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course

In summation, simply "Murphy's Law".

Any of certain humorous axioms stating that anything that can possibly go wrong, will go wrong.

"Oh my god, its pouring outside"
"COURSE!....I just removed my umbrella from my backseat yesterday ....it sat there for 2 months without any use!"

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course

exagerated or excited agreement with what somebody has just said

comin out for a biff?
Course!

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Coursing

1. (noun) The act of sneaking onto a golf course at night with a friend or partner and having sexual intercourse. It is viewed as a daredevil stunt that requires agility and skilled strategics: the performers attempt to get onto the green, have sexual relations, and get off without getting caught by anyone. Experienced performers try to do so while completely naked.

2. (noun) Less popular, having intercourse on a golf course and leaving the fluids from the act on the grass, as a prank.

Verb: to course, to go coursing.

Also: courser, one who goes coursing.
corgie, coursing involving many participants.
PGA tour coursers, a group of professional coursers that course on the holes of the PGA tour the night after each tournament.
courser caddie, someone who keeps watch while two or more people are coursing.
driver, a male courser with a muscular physicality and a large penis.
hole-in-one, a man masturbating on the green of a golf course and shooting his fluids into the hole.

1) Austin and I have been coursing recently to spice up our relationship a bit.

2) Some friends and I are gonna have a corgie at Principal Ritter's country club, are you in?

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of course not

An arbitrary term mainly used for denying something.

Are you a giant lizard? Of course not!

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But of Course

When your friend says something you were thinking about, and instead of being a casual and saying "I was thinking the same thing!", you say this to tell him you had a similar brain occurrence

Nick: "It wants an example of how 'But of course' is used in a sentence."
Adam: "But of Course!"

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