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A nickname for the Omnicron variant of COVID-19
The cron has been going around work and everyone is sick.
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The slang name for the Omicron variant of Covid-19, used by all the Gen Zers and their peers.
Use of the slang name ‘The Cron’ is so infectious that after only five days millions of people were using it giving it an R rate of 7.
First coined 16.12.2021
“Did you hear about how flippin’ millions of people have The Cron?”
“Yeah, it cancelled another holiday for Jenn, Bubz and Margery”
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Cron- An omnipresent being whos knowledge is unquestionable and power is all encompassing. The Cron is a master of wheat avoidance, listener of reggae, enjoyer of cider and buyer of cat food. Crons word is final.
It is said there are only 3 main enemies of Cron;
Zonya: the uneducated styler of hair from the realm of Blackburn.
Sheltem: The encroacher of Cron, he plans to eventually throw Cron into the sun.
Statistical analysis: The bain of Crons existence.
The Cron is a rarely seen being as it is said she sleeps well into the afternoon and rarely rises from this extreme slumber.
person 1. "Grass is green"
The Cron. "No grass is purple!"
Person 1. "What are you on about?"
The Cron. " The Crons word is final!"
Person 1. "oh yeah it is purple!"
Person 2. "Here have some of this sandwhich."
The Cron. "No that contains wheat!"
Person 2. "You truly are a master of wheat avoidance!"
The Cron."I'll take this cat food please."
Shopkeeper." there you go."
The Cron."Thank you."
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Noun and or adjective/adverb- Cron or Chron anything that is hip, cool, kind, or interesting and can be used in a variety of circumstances and has transcended from its original meaning to be a noun verb or used to describe or define almost anything good.
"Thats a cron game man."
"Wow now thats some cron right there." referring to anything good could be weed, food, carpeting, a ring, a jacket etc.
"I love you your so crontastic" used to start a adjective to increase it's meaning to higher level.
"I never knew about that, that's pretty cron" used in place of another describing word for good, kind, hip etc.
"Id really like to know what's cron right about now I'm bored shitless" and used as a noun to mean whats "the deal".
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Verb - To do something excessively and/or chronically (especially video games)
Noun - One who does something to excess and/or chronically (especially video games)
Verb - "Hey Rob, what'd you do last night?"
"I cronned Call of Duty 4 for 5 hours."
"Nice."
Noun - "Dude,I played WoW for 80 hours this week."
"Ruffle, you're a cron."
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A name used by geeks to refer to marijuana. It is a variation of cronic, but shortened to take on the name of the UNIX scheduling utility. See also crontab and cron job.
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1. A basketball club whose name is an acronym for "Come Ready Or Never Start"
2. A name designated by the Teriyaki House when they cannot understand your seemingly simple name.
Teriyaki House: What is your name?
Colin: Colin.
Teriyaki House: Ok, your name Crons from now on.
Colin: Okay...
Some Anonymous Person: Yo Colin, come over here.
Omid: Dude, his name is Crons. Say it right, bitch.
Colin: Fo sho, thats how I roll, ain't that right Cobin?
Omid: Damn straight son, lets get some food.
Colin: FEEEEEEET!!!
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