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A man, no, a quasi-god capable of feats in vollyball that would be virtually impossible for any mere mortal. Can be seen roaming the wilds with nothing but a boonie hat and a giant walking stick, dispensing wisdom upon lowly cadets. Also hates boston accents and the term "box o' joe".
Man 1: "What is that? It's like I am in the presence of the apotheosis of a man. The division between god and mortal has become blurred by the mere presence of this transcendental figure."
Man 2: "That is what the ancients call 'The Danimal'."
Any man that was given the birthname of Daniel or Dan that is a savage pornstar in bed, who goes for hours just to bust once, and then does again just for the sport of it. Also known for his borderline alcoholism.
Girl 1: "How was your night last night?"
Girl 2: "Danimal came over, now I can't walk without limping, in fact I think I need a wheelchair."
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The most baller yogurt drink this side of the Mississippi. Never fuck with a nigga that drinks Danimals, it's common sense. Danimals has been known to numb emotions and increase the blood flow to your dick, causing raging erections and sporadic tantrums that could cost you your aorta.
Nigga 1: "Oh shit son, that nigga's packin' Danimals."
Nigga 2: "Shutup."
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Dan·i·mal Dan-uh-muhl
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1. Any male named "Dan" with a unique ability to be the life of the party or consume copius amounts of alcohol and remain functional in social settings.
The night really sucked until Danimal showed up!
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One who is vastly superior to all others in terms of golf, academics, and the social scene. A Danimal typically pulls off spectacularily clutch shots when needed and responds with ferocious roars. Danimals are animals in all aspects of life, and are bound for success.
Jack: "Yo dude Danny just had to chip in to force extra holes, and he made it"
Teddy: "I know man he's so ferocious and clutch. He's just a monster out on CCR. What a Danimal"
Chris: "He certainly has a salsbury future ahead of him."
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A term that commonly refers to a species of beastly men who tear shit up in bed, mudruns, and are ferocious on the weekends. These Danimals have been known to chew on the bones of small dogs and watch small children get smacked.
If one comes across a Danimal, hide your kids hide your wife.
Danimal: Just think of a mix between a bear, wolverine, pirate, Steve McQueen, and Angus Young
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A brand of yogurt. Aimed for younger children demographically. Delicious.
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