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The day after is a way of saying something epic or terrible happened the nite before,in reference to the droping of an A-Bomb and it's undeniable impact on ones life. Here are some nites that could lead to a day after
1.Hardcore drinking nite.
2.Ending up in jail for any numerous reasons.
3.Epic sexual conquest.
4.Being on the wrong end of a beatdown.
5.Not remembering last nite at all.
dude 1: I have a killer hangover and don't rember anything about last nite.
dude 2:Ahh, The day after...
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the most depressing day of the year
kid 1- YAY CHRISTMAS
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/
The smell of your sack after a day of masturbating without washing yourself afterwords. The lotion smell stays on the scrotum and gives of a distinct smell.
I delayed my bj for fear that she would smell my day after balls.
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1) Not today, or tomorrow, but the next day.
2) A hollywood screenplay focusing on the dawn of a new ice age and the end of civilization as we know it.
3)Weed.
1)The day after tomorrow is two freaking days away.
2) Woe, that movie could be good, except it's way unrealistic about a lot of things
3)Hey man, lets go smoke the day after tomorrow...it's crazy shit.
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Ok. I have to say this, but why doesn't English have a word for the day after tomorrow?! The day after tomorrow is a way of saying in 2 days. Other languages have a way of saying this phrase that does not require FOUR. WHOLE. WORDS.
German: übermorgen.
Italian: dopodomani.
Dutch: overmorgen.
However, we need a PHRASE. This is the same case of "The Day Before Yesterday." WE NEED TWO NEW WORDS FOR THIS!! I use, personally, "Tommoress" and "Yesteress". By the way, if you are here for the film with a namesake of this phrase, look elsewhere, sorry if this is not what you seeked. So, here is my personal proposal on how to fix this:
Tomorrow = Tomorrow
Today = Today
Yesterday = Yesterday
2 new words would be introduced: Tommoress, (2 Ms and 1 R) and Yesteress.
In 2 Days = Tommoress
2 Days Ago = Yesteress
But, what about 3, 4, 5, 6, etc. days ago, or in 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, etc. days?
In 3 Days = 3 tommoress
In 4 Days = 4 tommoress
(etc.)
3 Days ago = 3 yesteress
4 days ago = 4 yesteress
(etc.)
LETS ADD THESE TWO WORDS TO THE DICTIONARY!!!
I am going for a run on the day after tomorrow.
I got married on the day before yesterday.
I ate pizza yesteress.
There is a party tommoress.
I am playing a basketball day 16 tommoress.
I went to Rome 9 yesteress.
I dyed my hair 7 days ago.
I will eat at a restaurant in 8 days.
Dopodomani mangerò fritto. (Italian)
A rather complicated and overly stupid and tiring way of saying "Wednsday".
Said by people who doesn't know how to say the days of a week, or who doesn't know which weekday it is.
An idiot trying to sounds dramatic and special.
"what are you doing on the day after tomorrow?"
"wednsday?"
"yeah, the day after tomorrow"
"Wednsday!...you're a retard"
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Good book by Allan Folsom (not about global warming)
Man you read The Day After Tomorrow
Yeah, that book is the shit, its got everything
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