The definite article

1. Fancy schmancy word your high school english teacher used (or uses) for the.

<Teacher>: Now do any of you remember what the definite article is?
<Student 1>: I don't fucking need to learn any of this fucking bullshit I'm droppin’ english next year!
<Teacher>: After-school detention sir.
<Student 1>: FUUUUUUUCK