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The moment when a guy collects semen and rubs it on a piece of toast, waits for it to get crusty, then serves it to his wife. After she’s done he smacks her in the face with a fish.
Come here and do the dirty dante
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The act of bouncing your penis off the forehead of a MILF in the back of a ice cream truck.
“I couldn’t get the smell of ice cream off my penis for a week after that dirty dante.
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