The Dirty Puckett

As seen in popular TV show “iCarly” character Sam Puckett swings her butter sock around to cause chaos. The dirty Puckett is when instead of butter you put shit or other human waste in a sock to bring to a public place to swing around and beat people until they pass out or die. The dirty Puckett most famously occurred at a children’s daycare school, where a hairy man named Zachary Kent went inside with his shit sock and killed a over 50 students, 7 teachers, and 12 police officers with this dangerous method.

“Oh yeah daddy come give me the dirty Puckett until you put me to sleep and piss on my noggin, yes daddy”