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The dirty mortician

You tell your partner to go and stand next to the freezer for a while, then return to the bed and act dead so that you can have intercourse. (A walk-in cooler or freezer works best!)

Tim told Autum to go cool off by the freezer so she could play dead and get the dirty mortician on!

by RS THE PIG February 2, 2019

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