The doug special

When smashing a girl from behind yell "Did sombody call Doug" then pull out and stand on a table and yell "dougy to the rescue" and smear a massive shit all over her chest saying "Dougy was here"

My missus was being a bitch last night so i gave her the doug special

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Doug Putt Special

The load that pays the best for the least amount of hours worked. A virtual gravy train.

Hey, did you hear, I finally got dispatched on a Doug Putt Special! I can sleep in, and beat all of the other drivers back to the yard. And guess what? I'm going to make the most money that day 😉