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Where you girl tickles your balls with her mustache
Yo bro my girl Is so good giving The Eggman like it feels so good
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xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao
"Bro you look like eggman"
"Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao."
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The one who has the master plan.
I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I've got the master plan...
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The main villian of the famous game series Sonic the Hedgehog. Real name Dr. Ivo Robotnik. He's a scientist obsessed with showing the world how great he is. "The Greatest scientific genius in the word." as he calls himself. Many incarnations had followed him as many different cartoons of Sonic had appeared but the name Eggman differs him from the rest and marking him as the original Sonic villian.
Eggman "Ahh, if it isn't Sonic!"
Sonic "Look, a giant talking egg."
Eggman "I am Dr. Robotnik! The greatest scientific genius IN THE WORLD!" ~ Sonic Adventure/DX
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Eggman "Join the Eggman Empire!" ~ Sonic Adventure 2
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a word used in the beatles hit song 'i am the walrus'
i am the eggman
they are the eggmen
i am the walrus
goo goo g'joob
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A fat guy who doesn't have a life, and can't call pest control to get rid of a hedgehog. He spends billions of dollars to build robots in effort to destroy said hedgehog, but only sends them out one at a time. They commonly have:
Bad aiming LAZOR BEAMS PEWPEWPEW,
Conviniantly placed slot machines,
And easily ripped through armor.
He likes to kidnap little roadkill kissing girls for his own amusement, *coughElisecough* but then gives them back out of boredom or pity. He also likes to kidnap roadkill to lure hedgehogs into his lair, even though hedgehogs hate said roadkill but come in anyway.
Not a genuis even though he says he is.
For a 300 IQ guy, Eggman sure doesn't know how to dial pest control.
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A man who has beenbin prison for 17 days only to get out and have their nudes leaked on twitterdotcom
Eggman. THATS RIGHT NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS ALL POINTS HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!
sonic: I can't believe how he called out obama like that