The Fandangler

To take another man's turd and shove it up your own ass and then to shit it back out. This can go on for a "Double Fandangler" maybe even a "Triple Fandangler." Where you repeat the same process several times.

Coty Harris is the master of the Fandangler, dude.

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Fandangled

1) Fancy or special.

2) A fandangle is an elaborate but useless ornament. So if something is fandangled, it has been decorated to the point of excess.

3) ridiculous.

Carnsarn it Bob, I don't want no fandangled celly phone!

Those earrings are a bit fandangled aren't they?

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fandangle

To obtain by unscrupulous means.

"Hows about you fandangle an extra bowl of pudding for me?"

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fandangling

Acting secretly, often in a manner that is frivolous and self-indulging.

Tom can't make it, he's out fandangling with his stripper friend.

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Fandangled

To get absuletely cucked by live.
To get scammed.

Alatix: "Man i just stole "Tenku´s" Glowstone in Minecraft.
Fuxio: "Zamn, you really fandangled him."

fandanglement

Predicament of a particularly complex, trivial and often humorous nature.

Often a fandanglement will have an unexpected positive outcome or at the very least will be a humorous tale to be told over libations and in the company of good friends.

Golly Gee, that is quite a fandanglement. Please pass the malt liquor winston.

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Fandangler

A male reproductive organ

his fandangler was so long, we called him tripod.

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