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1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.
"Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?"
"Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket."
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Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory
Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!
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When, like Charlie, you have been given access to the Chocolate Factory. Permission for anal.
Dude, last night she gave me the golden ticket.
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When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.
I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day.
Letting women know what your "packing" with by saying you us only the Golden wrapped magnums.
Hey Yo Shawty... I got that golden ticket!
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When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and mysteriously there is absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.
I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe I actually had a golden ticket! It’s going to be a great day....
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Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.
Christian, stop being a prick or I’ll whip out the golden ticket.