the governor

When a girl is giving head she puts her hand around the base of the cock so a guy cannot test her gag reflex.

Kelly used the governor last night while blowing me.

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Governor

1. Chief executive officer of a state in the United States.

2. A valve that affects fuel supply and output to an engine in order to impose a maximum speed on a vehicle.

1. Before they became President of the United States, Bill Clinton was elected governor of Arkansas and Ronald Reagan was elected governor of California.

2. The rental truck we used to move Pat's furniture had a governor valve that prevented us from driving faster than 65 mph.

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Governor

A McDonald's double cheese burger with no pickles, no onions, and a Spicy McChicken. A perfect example of flavor madness.

I think The Governor will cure my cancer someday

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Governor

The one-eyed psychopath from The Walking Dead

"Get your guns, we're going in -- Kill them all." - The Governor

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Governor

Noun.

1. One's employer.
2. A term of address, sir. Often seen spelt guv'ner. Cf. 'guv.' {Informal}

Good Mornin' Governor.

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The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"

Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!

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governors

A pair of boobs. Nipple must show through summer wear.

Wow, great governors! Makes me want to give her a monkey face.

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