the hog

A familiar term for a remarkably large penis, usually used to express a respect for its size, or a deep-rooted desire to gobble it.

Example 1:
Mark: "Ya know man I gotta say, the hog looks good! I mean DAMN good. Heavy-hitting as of late?"
John: "Ha! Thanks dude. Yeah, you know the hog, he's just always putting his nose where it don't belong."
Example 2:
Brooke: "Ho. Ly. Fuck. I forgot to ask. Did you see John at the game yesterday?"
Vanessa: "Uhhm no. He was wearing like, really tight joggers and my eyes literally never left the hog."

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the hog

Oregon expression for schlong

I pulled out the hog and stabbed her with my wicker-wanker

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hogging

A competition, usually between a group of men that involves going to a bar/frat/house party. Participants go with the direct intention of hooking up with the fattest girl at the party. The guy who bags the fattest girl wins.

I went Hogging out at Rusty's Last Chance last weekend with Jim and Earl. I bagged a 250 pounder and "won".

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hog

the long male sex organ.

my god my hog is swollen.

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Hog

A terrifying abomination with the strength of a thousand people and thermal vision. They smell everything.

Jim: Don't move
Henry: What?
Jim: I think there's a hog nearby
Henry: thats ridiculous *goes outside and is obliterated by hog*
Jim: *farts in fear and screams as the hog bashes the door down and kills him*

hog

Penis hanging out of barn door of boxer shorts

"I just saw Ryan's hog at the top of the stairs!"

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Hog

A term that is used to represent someone being greedy.

O'brian:You're a hog for a late night time show! Leno: You're the one with 15 mil. BITCH O'brian: You fat fuck!

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