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The Hopper is a strange child seen in school yards. The Hopper is only friends with the dinnerladies but The Hopper craves attention.
The Hopper will go up to the largest group of thugs/bullies/hooligans and say a disgusting lie about THEMSELVES in order to get beaten up. The Hopper will also ask people to beat him up because its attention.
The Hopper is rare and only found in 1/5 schools but once secondary school has finished The Hopper will disappear from view and most people will never see them again.
To Bullies:-
"I shagged a budgie!"
"If you dont beat me up your gay"
"I want to stick my tongue in my mummys mouth then poo in it"
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young street level drug dealer
I know the cops are gone because the hoppers are back out.
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A hopper is someone who dates boys/girls incredibly fast. A hopper hops from different boys/girls. You are a hopper if you date like 2 people in the span of like 4 days.
Did you know Sarah dated Henry then broke up with him? Less than a day later she was dating Krish. She is such a hopper.
toliet; what you sit on when you take a shit
John is sitting on the hopper.
I'm going to go sit on the hopper.
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In an elevator of a high-rise building, a random person come in, in the middle of your elevator ride just to go a few floors up or down costing you valuable time.
Chris: "Late again?"
Jake: "Yeah, damn hoppers make me stop at every floor"
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An asshole in the game Clash of Clans that joins a clan and then immediately leaves because they didn't get what they want.
Hopper: (Has joined the clan)
Hopper: Promote me to elder or I'll leave!
Leader of clan: No you have to earn it.
Hopper: (Has left the clan)
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The plastic pod type thing you use to hold paintballs when playing,also called a "loader"
You need to refill your hopper looks a bit low
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