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The icy hallway

When a man pulls his penis out during sex for the money shot and attempts to sprint full speed down his hallway whilst ejaculating, appearing as if he’s struggling to prevent a fall from slipping on ice.

Would you boys quit with the icy hallway crap?!?! Our carpet feels like a batch of unwashed hand-towels from a Chinese massage parlor !

by Thejimmurphy February 1, 2018