The kid who is behind you

The kid who is behind you is just some random homicidal kid who has this weird fetish of smelling backs. He is often seen behing little babies or elderly men and sniffing their backs. If he is smelling your back stay still so he doesnt get mad and chop your penis off.

Random smallhead: Yoooyoyoyoyoo guy there the kid who is behind you
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles