When two guys are tag teaming a girl, one of whom is receiving oral sex and the other anal sex, they hold hands and trust back and forth performing a motion like a lumberjack sawing down a tree.
My buddy and me flipped a coin for positioning during the lumberjack.
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The act of taking a dump in the woods while yelling TIMBER!!! you should always dig a hole first so not to disturb the animals habitat.
Everytime I am in the woods and I have to do The Lumberjack...i always dig a hole first because I am a professional and I respect the animals.
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The Lumberjack is a sexual move in which a female administers a blowjob to a male who has allowed his pubic hairs to grow into an impressive bush. The female deepthroats the penis in such a way so that it looks like the male's pubic hairs are a large beard on the womans face.
"Dude, Nicole may look like a super babe, but she's the burliest, manliest hottie when she's giving The Lumberjack."
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fisting a girl in the ass and vagina, in a lumberjack sawing motion.
in bed.. with a male/ feamle doing the fisting
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Friend of the group most known for leaving the fire to cut down trees and tend the fire.
Why is your friend cutting down a tree? Oh, heβs the lumberjack of the group, just let him be.
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Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.
Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?
I did, but the log was too long go down.
You lumberjack!
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The practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll.
Popularized by the Iraqui war veteran Darrell "J.R." Salzman (born 1979), a champion logroller and an Iraq War veteran.
"Hey, Moonshine Jimmy!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?"
"You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?"
"Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time lumberjacking!"
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