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The merk is a complex revenge move requiring near instant reaction time and perfect balance, To do the merk you need a chair (preferably the old grumy office chair), a buddy, and prayers. Step one: Balance on the chair using on foot. Step 2: start screaming. Step 3: start nutting across the room while the buddy spins the chair. Step 4: stick sticky notes all over the walls using your semen as glue.
FUCK YEA!!!! I HIT HER WITH THE MERK BRO!!!!
Comes from the root word "merk".
Means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.
*Playing a first person shooter*
Man, he's merking EVERYBODY!
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v.
1. to kill someone
2. to beat someone in a game
3. to insult someone
4. to injure someone
adj. (merked)
1. looking unkempt
2. looking real stoned/drunk
Look at ya, ya just got merked bitch.
You're merked.
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1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.
Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled
oh shit son, you got merked.
that bitch merked the shit out of you.
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background: merk - to kill someone, from the word mercenary, to kill for money
"getting merked on a tram over roosevelt island" (from El-P's Deep Space 9mm on Fantastic Damage
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