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the mickey mouse

When you are hitting it from behind and you are about to nut, you pick up a dead rat and hit her over the head with it.

My girlfriend said she wanted to try something different so I hit her with the Mickey Mouse.

by Moi Cock March 9, 2017

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mickey mouse

Not real, invalid, fake, undeserving, lacking true value or merit, essentially an award or title given unfairly or unworthily. Commonly used by Twitter trolls to disvalue an award or championship mainly in sports. Originated from the NBA bubble taking place in Disney World.

EPSN: Lebron James won his fourth title with the Los Angeles Lakers!
Twitter Troll #1: Mickey mouse championship
Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring

by Aspergis June 7, 2021

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mickey mouse

Substandard, poorly executed or organized. Amateurish.

Who's in charge of this mickey mouse operation, anyway?

by Nacho Dan June 16, 2004

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Mickey mouse

A mouse who keeps saying "Oh Boy" or "Hot Dog"

Oh my god, it's Mickey mouse ๐Ÿญ

by Kinghamz358 June 1, 2020


Mickey Mouse

Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket

"WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!"

by idiotsrus92 March 7, 2009

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Mickey Mouse

Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.

Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears.
Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.

"Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II

by CheezyTots14 April 29, 2013

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Mickey Mouse

To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.

Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?

by Damn Proud to be an American March 22, 2003

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