The skittler

The most wanted criminal in North Carolina. His primary weapons are skittles and is charged with 26 skittle-related incidents. He was recently caught after doing a drive-by skittle attack on a helpless lady who will be disabled for the rest of her life. He was imprisoned in a supermax prison where he escaped using only a skittle wrapper. He was last seen in Cary armed with a packet of skittles. His catchphrase is "Experience the Rainbow!"

John: I was walking my dog in my neighborhood when I was suddenly pelted with dozens of skittles and hear someone yell "Experience the Rainbow!" I was attacked by the skittler

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Skittler

A term used for somebody who takes a lot of pills.
Another word for "pill popper"

Somebody who does skittles

-"Are you a stoner?"

-"No, I'm a skittler"

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skittler

a fake slur

you are skittler