The Soda Pop

Take a soda can that is empty, lube it up nice and slick then slide it into your partners vagina/anus. Get up real nice and close and start humming loudly into the end of the can that is sticking out. This will create a unique vibrating sensation. Continue to do this louder and louder until your partner pisses or shits on your face due to the vibrations.

I don't recycle cans because my girlfriend loves to use them to do the soda pop on my face.

soda pop

What your friends from the North and South finally agree to call a soft drink after fighting pathetically over it's proper name.

Northern friend: It's pop!
Southern friend: It's soda!
N friend: pop!
S friend: soda!
Friend #3: HOW ABOUT WE JUST CALL IT FUCKING SODA POP!
N & South friend: :D
~Thus world peace is achieved~

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soda pop

the devils juice the drink of satan

i drank soda pop and have been in rehab for the last 6 years

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Soda Pop

A guy who girls use for cocaine. The cocaine equivalent of a 'sugar daddy'.

She's comming down so she's going to call her soda pop.

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soda pop

A song by Craig David(bo).

soda pop! come on lets get busy!
soooda pop! drink some of my fizzy!

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SoDA pops

so popular

Wow, I can't believe you talked to the QB of the team. He is SoDA Pops.

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soda pop

What your grandmother calls a Coca-Cola or Dr.Pepper

Grandma - Can you get me a soda pop?

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