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When a male holds his fist in a stationary posistion on a waist high table and inserts his penis into the gap of the fist, thus leading him to feel like he is having authentic sexual intercorse.
"I walked in on steve, while he was performing the stationary on himself, And he ejaculated all over my desk."
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stationary is a set of equipment needed in schools and offices.
an eraser is an item of stationary, and so are pens and pencils.
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According to Arash at MIT it is the same sexual position as missionary.
- What is your favorite position?
- Just the regular stationary.
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not moving
Guy 1: I told my sister that I lift weights and she won't believe me! I told her that I could carry the football field and she's coming around later to see!
Guy 2: Are you crazy? The football field's stationary! And anyway, it's too damn heavy for you to carry!
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how idiots spell ‘stationery’
typical white girl: “oh em gee this stationary is so cute!! #studyhard #tumblr”
people with iq over 2: “stationery*”
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A band of three boys named Dominic, Dan, and Tom. Tom plays the drums and is 13 years old. Dan plays the guitar and is Tom's twin brother. Dominic plays the bass and has black hair. They all go to Aberaeron comprehensive school in South Wales. Their style is rock.
Hey, Stationary is going to jam tomorrow. We should go watch!
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A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.
Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad.