1. The best fucking thing you could ever possibly say in any given situation
2. An amazing quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Steve: Haven't seen you in a while man, how's it going?
Rob: My girlfriend left me yesterday after I lost my job and shortly after that, my dog was hit by a drunk driver. My life is an ever-darkening abyss, I'm so depressed and I just don't know what to do anymore. My life is crumbling around me, I'm a broken man...
Chris: THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS WEATHER!
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