The world is your Twitter

Said to someone with the incessant need to make their business everyone's business
-OR-
To someone comfortable with sharing information about themselves with strangers

*Ring*

1: Hello?

2: Hey, can you talk?

1: Later, I'm taking a dump right now.

2: Ugh...dude...the world is your Twitter.

1: Oh, sorry

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