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A common phenomenon where your cat has heightened energy and they have no choice but run around the house to burn off the excitement. Causes for the zoomies include but are not limited to prey, and changes in the environment. It can also start spontaneously for no known reason. In the wild, the cat’s body builds up enormous amounts of adrenaline, so that when they pounce, they can effectively catch their prey, but because most cats are enclosed in a house, they cannot reach the desired destination. So the adrenaline (which is now useless) forces them to run around like a spooked chicken until the energy is spent. This quirk happens in the early stages of a cat’s life, and as they grow older and more mature, the zoomies get rarer and are eventually substituted for more sensible ways of burning off useless energy.
Zani got the zoomies randomly today. I don’t know why, but I assume it’s because she saw a fly.
A drinking game involving a group of people (preferrably in a circle, or other circular shape) who clap in unison and chant the song, "fuck me, everybody let's play zoomie zoomie.. zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay". Everyone is given a number, from one to however many players there are. Once the last "zoomie zoomaay" is sung, Player 1, in time with the clapping, chants, for example, "one one, four four!". Still in time with the music, Player 4 must recognize that his/her number had been called, and do the same. Ex: "four four, nine nine!". Player 9 would go next, and so forth. The first person to mess up has to drink, and the game starts again with the song.
Warning: advised to play in only in secluded areas, as the singing/chanting of "zoomie zoomie" will become quite loud.
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same as above, only when the loser drinks you sing "well he sucks and he fucks and he knows that he loves it so drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink!
zoomie zoomie
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When you dog runs around the house like crazy jumping on the couch, running up and down the stairs, and all over the house. It usually ends with them falling to the floor, panting like crazy and taking a nap.
Fritz got the zoomies today and wore himself out.
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Verb. When a cute dog runs around very fast for no reason.
*Puppy runs around*
You: “Aww those zoomies tho”
Me: “You’re right that’s a lot of zoomies “
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Air Force term for any graduate of the USAF Academy at Colorado Springs. Slang term other military branches use to describe any Air Force personnel.
2nd Lieutenant Scheiskopf is an Academy grad, he's a zoomy.
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A term used to refer to the US Air Force.
Damn those jarheads, squids, and dogfaces; zoomies are better.
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