Theodore the Ginger Cat

Theodore the Ginger Cat is the greatest Cat to ever walk the earth. He can crush entire armies with his little finger whilst feeding the poor just by blessing them with his wonderful speech. Yah, Theodore the Ginger Cat, a Cat among Pussies.

"OMG, I am unworthy, Theodore the Ginger Cat, to be shot by a gun containing hardened pieces of your shit. Use the shit to fertilise Africa, and I'll hang myself." -A typical reaction

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