There's A Pony In There

The act of placing your penis in some sort of box, then telling small children, "There's A Pony In there," leading them to open the box to a big surprise.

R. Kelly, whilst holding a box near his crotch, told the small girl, "There's a Pony in there."

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ponies

1. Noun. Content relating to the My Little Pony franchise (and especially My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic). This content can include (but isn't limited to) fan art, fan fiction and photos.

2. Plural for pony.

1. MODERATORS ARE ASLEEP; POST PONIES
SO MUCH PONY

2. The ancestors of most modern ponies developed small stature due to living on the margins of livable horse habitat. - Wikipedia
"Modern Warfare 3 cost me two ponies!"

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Pony

Twenty five pounds. Usually used in london.

Cost me a pony
Yo, you got a pony

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Pony

Refers mainly food. Also anything one might consider good.

"Give me some pony" - Bobo

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Pony

A compressed horse

Hey look at that pony...

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pony

Cockney rhyming slang; "pony-and-trap" - crap

omg that clan were so damn pony

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pony

1: Slang term for anything relating to the show "My Little Pony"
2: A horse shorter than 5 feet
3: Twenty-five British pounds

Person 1: "Dude, whatcha watching?"
Person 2: "Ponies."

Person 1: "Is that a horse?"
Person 2: "Nope. It's a pony."

Person 1: "How does this cost?"
Person 2: "A pony."

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