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Used as a joke to rip on friends when you see an ugly girl or old lady. substituting a family member for girlfrined is also very effective:
say to friend as you point to a homeless person on the street: "Hey, there's your cousin."
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This is said to a friend when you see any ugly slut or crack-whore walking down the street.
Me: 'Theres your girlfriend!'
You: 'Shit, I got burnt.'
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Nonexistent because he of the fact that you are looking it up on urban dictionary
Your girlfriend isn't here because she is cheating on you lmao
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Someone you forget is existing and waiting for a goodnight wish in your sexy Italian language.
Your girlfriend: cries*
You: “Buonanotte amore mio. “
Your girlfriend: smiles*
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Something that doesn’t exist
Your Girlfriend doesn’t exist
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She is probably cheating On you Rn
Wow , i slept with your girlfriend
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To tell a man their girlfriend is fucking ugly in a dumbass
way in man language.
Guy1- Buzz your girlfriend!
Guy2- Man! I was drunk that night. Everything was pretty.
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