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“There taking the hobbits to Isengard”
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Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.
"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"
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A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.
"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."
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*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"
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Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2
Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.
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A slang term for masturbation
I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.
The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.
1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?
Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !
2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?
James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !