These hoes slap!

Adjective; phrase used to describe when something is the all time best. Especially used for describing food items.

Red: You try those cheesecakes from HEB yet?
Bone: Sure did! Eating one now, man These hoes slap! my boy!!
Red: Yes dey do!

hoe slap

the art of slappin your hoe

"That one bitch gave me such a bad hummer i had to give her the ol' hoe slapatty tap tap tap"

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hoe slapped

when a hoe(a.k.a slut) hooks up with you just for ass and then fucks u over a couple weeks later

Me: That girl hoe slapped me and now I have no one I can hook up with
Friend: Damn bro, that sucks, almost as much as that slut did to your penis

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that hoe slaps

that stuff is good

Have you ever eaten a PB&J? That hoe slaps.

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Lumberjack Hoe Slap

When someone from the Lumberjack community is the victim of some hoe's wrong doing, pours maple syrup in their hand, calls her a douche bag, and double slaps that hoe with their pimp hand dripping with syrup.

Bitch had a nic fit so I gave her the Lumberjack Hoe Slap.