Thigh Highs

1. My demise
2. Socks that go above the knees to the thigh and can make any man weak

Man that hot girl was wearing thigh highs and I wanted to die

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Thigh Highs

The clothing that unites the radical left and right

Rad right wing: shut up libtard
Rad left wing: You kill yourself you racist. I bet you don't even wear thigh highs
Rad right wing: I do wear thigh highs
Rad left wing: Maybe we can be friends after all

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Thigh Highs

dude. they’re not socks. get over yourself. THEY ARE TIGHTS THAT GO UP TO YOUR THIGHS GODDAMNIT!

Greg “I like you socks!”
Julie “THEYRE NOT SOCKS MOTHERFUCKER THEYRE THIGH HIGHS! TIGHTS THAT GO UP TO MY THIGHSSSS!!”

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Thigh Highs

A religion that many degenerate males follow. It's arrival can be attributed to Anime and lots of fuckin weebs. Thighs on their own can also be a culture, however thigh highs holds a lot more culture.

Person1: are you religious?
Person2: no I'm atheist. How about you?
Person1: I pray and worship to anime girls in thigh highs.
Person2: ew, fucking weeb

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Thigh Highs

ANDY LOVES THIGH HIGHS. TURNS HIM OFF SO GODDAMN MUCH THAT THEY TURN HIM ON. INSTANT EJACULATION HEHEHEHEH

Thigh Highs on Ecchi turns people on the most.

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Thigh-High

A term for the euphoric surge of desire felt when witnessing a perfect pair of thick thighs. The term is multi-gender but is usually reserved for women's thighs which, objectively, are the best thighs.

Friend: Why are you being so vague and un-engaging?
Witness: *shudders* Cause that Rhianna got me thigh-high man.

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R2D2 Thigh Highs

R2D2 Thigh Highs are an article of clothing all women should accessorise with during sexual intercourse.

"Damn those R2D2 Thigh Highs gonna make me bust a nut like him. *R2D2 SCREAMING NOISES*"

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