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This Charming Man

Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger's seat?
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear

This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

by Death Menace February 18, 2023


charming young man

1: a term used to describe a boy or man, typically below 27 years of age, who is delightful, respectful, kind and polite.
2: a sarcastic term denoting to a boy or man, typically below 27 years of age, who is the exact opposite of delightful, respectful, kind and polite.

1: Mohammed is always holding the door open for other people, and he's good at cheering people up when they're feeling upset or have been diagnosed with terminal cancer. What a charming young man!
2: Person A: Mohammed isn't in school because he was suspended for setting toilet roll on fire. Person B: No, that was last time. This time he was suspended for physically abusing a teacher. Person C: What a charming young man!

by graedion May 30, 2018


fat man's charm

The reason I find Abraham Benrubi way more attractive than Jude Law.

"I mean it; the quarterback's all yours. I'm more interested in the tackle; he's got that whole fat man's charm thing going on."

by Qit January 13, 2004

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fat mans charm

The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,

Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.

(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,

(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.

by Jon Himself March 14, 2003

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fat mans charm

A man with a gut so perfect and round ladies are drawn and want to touch just like Buddha.

Jim's fat mans charm got him laid again.

by bad2tone2 September 11, 2003

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