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-A middle school located in Fair Lawn.
-Home of the two younger Maggio's, the youngest Strayer, the high school basketball coach's daughter, miss "princess" jersey, and one of the renound Guerreri brothers, but he no longer attends. Just glad to have his famousness to spice up this definition.
-Also home to the most loved art teacher in all the town. (we love w______)
-Where just about every guy you'll meet does either dip--or the newest trend, smoking cigars. Wow, you must be pretty B.A. to do that.
-Where the word syke is overly used.
-Where everyone seems to think they're black, even when they're the whitest of the white.
-Where "get some" seems to be the new catchphrase, and nude pictures fly around.
Bob: Yo, homie. You get some from that Magg girl last night?
Fred: Syke! I was too busy having a dip.
Bob: Ah shit, yo. Did you see that picture that soccer chick with the thighs sent?
Fred: Yea! She was HAIRY. Let's go out and have a smoke.
Bob: Aight, but we best make it quick. Don't forget we gotta go to school tomorrow.
Fred: Yea, home of that girl's song about the wonderful Thomas Jefferson Middle School.
Bob: Syke!
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a school located in edison new jersey where no one knows how to act. they’re all fake white basic bitchass locals that don’t get the jokes the normal kids tell. the white girls all have ‘depression and anxiety’ and talk about it constantly. they’re all just so fucking annoying, they don’t know how to be humans and it shows.
imagine actually liking thomas jefferson middle school , can’t relate.
A stupid ass school where teachers are bitches. A school where you will get dress coded if females are showing their shoulders. Where people get into fights because of something stupid. Where there Are so many fucking fake people. And some nasty ass lunches.
Thomas Jefferson middle school Is for losers