Thomas Kwasney

An absolute unit. He looks up to the icon Matt Stonie the legend himself. Although Thomas cannot eat a grand Mac meal in 56.03 seconds, he can successfully humiliate peasants in tai chi. Some being Jason, James, Max Isaac and many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many more a unit he is an absolute unit.

“Man Thomas Kwasney is a unit”