If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway
Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"
Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"
Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!
Thomas - "You know what's a joke"
Random Person - "What?"
Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*
THE END.
My name is Thomas McGinn and I like men