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Thomaston

A place where police harrass people who walk on sidewalks but allow drug dealers and drunk drivers to do as they please.

"Let's go to Thomaston, police don't mind if we sell drugs there."

"Don't go to Thomaston to do anything other than sell drugs, If you're not selling drugs they will try to arrest you saying you are involved in drug trafficking. No walking allowed!"

by Walker Thomaston Ranger October 14, 2008

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Thomaston

A construction area in Midcoast Maine in which residents inhabit. Located between the towns of Warren and Rockland, it is easily identifiable on U.S. Rt. 1 as there are miles of cars all waiting to get a glance of this one of a kind construction-land that is all the rage. Thomaston offers small eateries and salons for those who want to enjoy the day in constructionville as well as some local AirBnB's to stay in overnight if you want to get a full day's worth of beeping and diesel engines and the clanking of metal. Most people do not have jobs or places to go in Thomaston which is why they're always in their car in Main street enjoying the grand views of dirt, tar, and the group's of construction employees supervising one construction employee working. Thomaston is open year round but construction tourism begins in middle spring and lasts into the fall. Be sure to reserve your trip to see what's going on!

Bob: Hey what're you doing tomorrow, Sarah?

Sarah: I have nothing planned!

Bob: Would you like to go to Thomaston? The newest pavement exhibit will be on display and the lines are supposed to be long so we should get there early for a good view!

Sarah: That sounds wonderful! Let me tell my boss I'm calling out sick tomorrow!

by Midcoast Liberal June 13, 2017


Thomaston Ga

Thomaston Ga is a real shit hole! On the outside it's a quaint small town. But under the appearance, it's a tragedy. Filled with the ruins of abandoned cotton mills and a tire factory. Relics of a time to never be lived again. A place where meth heads, pill junkies, and preacher's hang out at the Circle K. Where the police plant evidence. A place where sex offenders get probation and drug dealers go to prison. There are no sidewalks. There are so many churches, that you can only buy liquor at Chili's.
If you're not from here, stay away silly.

Who would just decide to move to Thomaston Ga?

by Jeeter706 July 9, 2021

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