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Jumping over a child’s pink battery powered jeep and landing asshole first on the handle of a standing 5lb sledge asshole first
I was at a bonfire and jumped over a
pink jeep and landing ass first on Thor’s Hammer.
When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.
Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.
another name for a large penis
omg girl !! I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time, and he has a fucking thor hammer!!!
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A rare, extremely potent nationality-altering strain of marijuana. Characteristics include lots of red hairs and extremely pungent odor. Smoking this strain will cause the smoker to pass out and awaken somewhere in Norway.
"Yesterday my friend brought over an ounce of something he called Thor's Hammer, it was red and furry and smelled like holy hell.
We rolled a blunt of the shit and passed it back and forth, eventually I passed out after the blunt was halfway done.
I woke up this morning and noticed I was cold as shit. Then I noticed I wasn't in my house, but an unfurnished loft, still wearing the clothes I had on yesterday. I ran outside and after a little investigation I found out I'm in Bergen, Norway."
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A sex act were a man dress up like thor. He then proceeds to a running leap off a elevated surface into the air. The women waits on all fours ass up in the air.The man goes flying across the room fist in air. Then he unleashes the hammer being his fist into the womens ass. Thus putting down the hammer as he refereneced in the avengers movie.
My girlfriend as me to proform the Thor's Hammer on her if i really loved her.
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When you raise ur fist in the heavens and drop ur fist on someone.
Please dont do thor's hammer on me.
I'm sorry for making fun of your mom, dont do thor's hammer
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The act of rubbing tiger balm on your penis prior to having intercourse
She wasn't very tight so i decided to break out Thors hammer
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