Three Nil

When you gain complete and utter control of a situation or person. Three Nil is not the term for a score in a ball game, it's the crushing deafeat of your noobish opponent.

"You got Three Niled noob!"

"WTF noob!, Three Nil!"

"You = Three Nil!"

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Three-Nil Down Syndrome

The sudden onset of fucktardery amongst your FIFA team when you go three-nil down.

Symptoms include: The inability to pass to anyone, inability to tackle, sudden urges to set up the opposition for sitters and in bad cases, the complete loss of the ability to retain possession.

"How have you just scored with Stuart Downing?"

"You were 3-0 down, mate. There's no way your defenders could tackle a player of Stuart Downing's capability once Three-Nil Down Syndrome had kicked in".

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