Three digits

The art of achieving penetration of 100 - 999 women during one's lifetime no money involved.

It is generally considered a shameful, pitiful disgrace not to reach three digits before marriage. Such waste-of-man should get properly sacked at his bachelor party.

When the first bro reaches three digits it calls for celebration. Preferably throwing a big party with loads of drunk females that will help the rest of the bros on their way to reaching the three digits.

Bro 1: "Are you gonna be attending Maddi's three digit party next weekend?"

Bro 2: "Yeah, man. Wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm planing on having my own pussyversary."

Bro 1: "What do chicks even call the three digits anyways?"

Bro 2: "Chicks never reach three digits. That much I know"

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Three digit on-time

Getting in to work any time before 10:00 AM, less than an hour lart if you officially start work at 9. This gets the name from the number of digits in the time.

I don't know why my manager gave me that look when I came in. I was three digit on-time this morning!

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