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The part of the human hand that keeps shit off of toilet paper.
Were it not for the thumb, your toilet paper would get dirty when you wiped your asshole!
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One of your five fingers. That's right! It's a FINGER. The thumb is a finger, so fuck you assholes who say you have four fingers and a thumb!
I'd like to shove my thumb up those people's asses.
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The hip new way to indicate you are texting. Matter of fact; all the really cool kids now refer to texting as "thumbing."
Jenny and I were thumbing most of math class today.
(another correct usage would be)
Thumb ya later!
(another correct usage would be)
I will thumb you later.
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When fucking and you get brewers droop or can't manage anything more than a slack-on, one is required to 'thumb it in'
As seen on many porno's
"Fuck me hard Liam", "sorry petlamb, ive gone all soft i'll just have to thumb it in"
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when someone shoves their thumb into a pleasurable area.
nick and steve thumbed anut mar's coochie
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The opposable fifth finger ....
"Should have put your thumb over the end of it" was the quote of the year at Dysart Golf Club on 07/06/2017 ....
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placing your thumb into ones crevice.
"i believe we should fornicate by getting thumbed, what do you say husband?"
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