Thunderf*ck

To screw somebody over so horribly that they wish they had encountered somewhat less sucky luck, like getting kicked in the balls, or having their fingers broken one by one...

DANG! You just got thunderf*cked! Your ex just keyed your car, threw a brick in the window, flattened the tires, and is having it towed as we speak! You probably shouldn't have slept with her friend, bro...