Tiara week

Ladies don't have sex during menstruation, "It's the difference between a woman and a lady".

No matter how biblical the sex, there will be no parting of the red sea during Tiara week.

Synonyms: Blow job week, Titty wank week

Antonyms: Shark week, Sharkey week

Susie pronounced "I'm totally going to be your slut in the bedroom, (but) I'm still going to be a lady". Tiara week had just become forbidden fruit and Stuart spent his time parading around in sweatpants with a blatant disregard for underwear.