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A Uncle who really isn't your Uncle that forces you into submission and tickles you to the point you pee
Stop bringing that tickle monster looking ass mofo around my son
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one who enjoys tickling almost to the point of obsession
George can be such a tickle monster sometimes. Said Jennifer after they had a round of tickling
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A sick, perverted fuck who shower with, molests, and rapes disadvantaged little boys who look to them as a father figure and mentor.
A sick, perverted fuck who will be murdered the minute he steps foot in prison.
Jerry Sandusky is a Tickle Monster.
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When Herbert the pervert tickles you so hard you nut on his wrinkled ass face.
herbert is a friendly guy who loves tickling me and makes white gooey jelly come out of my pp hole= tickle monster
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Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.
The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.
Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡
Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster
Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal
Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster
Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue
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Noun: Sketchy, aggressive, pompous, peacocky male typically found making loud, angry noises and clinking weights together at local fitness centers. Recognizable by their deep, artificial tan and circa 1987 style fitness wear (i.e. cutoff sweatshirts and stars and stripes workout pants)
To imply that this is not someone to be trusted in the tight quarters of a tanning salon, because he may be a rapist.
"Did the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster just take off his shirt for a few sets?? Yep, that just happened.."
"I bet his Wednesday workout is tanning and tickling"
"We haven't seen the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster in a while.. bet he is trying to post bail at the Jersey shore lockup..."
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Me. I am the tickle monster.
P1: Hey have you heard of the tickle monster?
Me: Uh yeah that's me!