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Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.
Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.
"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
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A hand gesture involving mostly the index, middle and ring fingers moving up and down rapidly.
It is similar to a type of handshake.
The idea of "toesies" was brought about by tiddlywinks as well, but that gesture refers to the toes.
Ryan: Tiddlywinks!!! *makes gestures*
Jeremiah: Tiddlies! *makes gestures back*
Dani: Wow...really? Come on, guys. Grow up.
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Tiddlywinks is an indoor game played by men played on the floor or a bed. Players stroke their shafts until climax, thereby propelling semen, called "winks", into the air. The offensive objective of the game is to score points by sending their own winks into the "pot", the other players mouth. The defensive objective of the game is to prevent your opponents from potting their winks by "squopping" them: shooting your own winks to land on top of your opponents' winks. As part of strategic gameplay, players often attempt to squop their opponents' winks and develop, maintain large mouthfuls of winks.
John and I played a great game of tiddlywinks last night, I potted so much of my winks in him.
Tim loves playing tiddlywinks.
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A person of Chinese Origin. UK rhyming slang. Not a hugely offensive racist term, but can be seen as discriminate with none the less.
Chinese -> Chink -> Tiddlywink.
"look at all the damn tiddlywinks with their camera's"
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A contraction or series of contractions of the anus caused by external stimulation, usually by a digit.
Bob gave Joe a tiddlywink when Joe fondled Bob's man hole.
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Typically derogatory within a certain culture, subject, or "Matter at hand". When labeling someone as Tiddlywinks, you are primarily mentioning the aspects of their idiotic breadth of being an absolutely pussy .
Jimmy - "So what the hell is Frank doing over there? I don't know what the hell is going on.. "
Thomas - "Got absolutely no idea Jimmy, he's off in fuckin' Tiddlywink land or something, he's a fucking retard Jimmy.."
Frank - "Hey guys! Hahaha, I was playing GTAV the other day, and I put a bunch of C4's on some cop cars, hehee and they went BOOOOMM"
Whilst Frank is saying that, he's actually drooling from his mouth, making himself look like a retard and that he's off in Tiddlywinks land....
Jimmy - "I'd certainly say that the narrator fucking nailed it !"
Frank - " Yeah!"
Thomas - " Wtf.. ? "
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1. Exceptionally small and/or unattractive breast.
2. Breast with nipples that are the size of a dime or smaller.
When a girl yells at a guy about starring at her breast, inorder to down play her breast respond with "Girl ain't nobody looking at your little tiddlywinks."
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